Looking For A Better Target

Looking For A Better Target

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.

CUSTOMER: Hi, um… I’m a frequent critic of your company, and I need a little help…

ALEX: This should be interesting.

CUSTOMER: Well… OK, assuming that you guys have a point,a nd that our criticism of the Conquistador Beta’s lack of support for the full CSS-2 standard isn’t entirely fair… can you suggest anything we could criticize that’s, you know, completely fair game?

(Silence.)

ALEX: we’re not requiring all our customers to prove their software isn’t pirated before they download non-critical updates.

CUSTOMER: Great! Thank you so much.

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