ArticlesHelp Desk Turns 14C. B. Wright31 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright31 March 20101 August 20220 A milestone, of sorts...
Help DeskStandard Obfuscation #12C. B. Wright26 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright26 March 20101 August 20220 "So we need to come up with a game plan that will maximize the amount of stalling time we have."...
Help DeskTechnically It Is A Game PlanC. B. Wright24 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright24 March 20101 August 20220 "Until Marketing and Legal can come up with an official response to the problem, they need us to do what we do best..."...
Help DeskA Meeting Of The MindsC. B. Wright23 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright23 March 20101 August 20220 "Guys, we have a thing."...
Help DeskAn Early Warning Of Bad TidingsC. B. Wright22 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright22 March 20101 August 20220 "Hey Big Brother."...
Help DeskSudden But Inevitable BetrayalC. B. Wright12 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright12 March 20101 August 20220 "I'm confused about Ubersoft's policy towards Open Source software."...
Help DeskPatch ParalysisC. B. Wright10 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright10 March 20101 August 20220 "Sorry, I can't help you today."...
Help DeskLess A Window, More A WallC. B. Wright5 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright5 March 20101 August 20220 "We're pushing out a patch to your PC in half an hour."...
Kernel PanicMeta-RecapC. B. Wright5 March 201026 December 2022 by C. B. Wright5 March 201026 December 20220 August 2, 2006: After an extended absence, the Cartoonist kicks off Kernel Panic with a brief recap of events leading up to the present day....
Help DeskOther Dangerous Keys Are “Enter” And “Backspace”C. B. Wright3 March 20101 August 2022 by C. B. Wright3 March 20101 August 20220 "Don't press the F1 key."...