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ALEX: So we need to come up with a game plan that will maximize the amount of stalling time we have.
MONK: The easiest thing to do would be to push off the problem to another company.
KING: Monk’s right. We used to do that all the time.
ALEX: OK, so we blame the acceleration problem on another company. But which company? And what is our specific response?
MONK: Let’s go with Standard Obfuscation #12.
KING: Oooooo… one of the classics.
CUSTOMER: You’re telling me my car is randomly accelerating due to a faulty HP printer driver?
ALEX: I’m afraid so.