BARRY: Don’t press the F1 key.
BARRY: The F1 key… don’t press it. There’s a virus going around that does really bad things to your machine if you press the F1 key.
ALEX: What if I need to press the F1 key?
BARRY: Oh, we worked up a patch that re-binds the F1 key to another key, so pressing the other key will activate the F1 function. The boys are testing it now.
ALEX: But if you re-bind the F1 key to another key, isn’t it still doing the same thing that made it vulnerable in the first place?
BARRY: Guys! Wait!
ALEX: Time for lunch.