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Month: February 2001
Subscribing to Lunacy II
“This new upgrade scheme is simply outrageous.”
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Subscribing to Lunacy
“Ubersoft eSupport, Alex speaking.”
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Unexpected REsults
“So, you’re spending all your time and energy trying to convince people that PNGs are un-American and bad for our economy.”
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Feeding the Hand that Bites You, Again
“You deliberately added code to your program that would find and delete anything that might challenge Ubersoft’s position in the market!”
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Feeding the Hand that Bites You, Continued
“Tell me about your problem.”
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Feeding the Hand that Bites You
“Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.”
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Heartbroken Aftermath
“Love… it appears as if I have been caught in the jaws of that insipid, uncaring beast.”
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End of Trial
“I’ve reached a verdict.”
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The Devil Is In The Details
“I cannot help you: I am a creature of pure evil.”
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