Comic Transcript
A: …we’re back!
B: What?
A: We’re back! We have an audience! Say something funny!
B: But…
A: WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE! WE MUST ENTERTAIN THEM! SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!
B: Fungus!
A: Fungus?
B: I can’t do improv.
Lights! Camera!
A: …we’re back!
B: What?
A: We’re back! We have an audience! Say something funny!
B: But…
A: WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE! WE MUST ENTERTAIN THEM! SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!
B: Fungus!
A: Fungus?
B: I can’t do improv.