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(Because stick figures are just too complicated.)
A: We’re back!
B: You can thank calamity in the cartoonist’s personal life for that.
A: I can?
B: He sprained his ankle yesterday, and he’s been too distracted by recent events to work on the REAL comics.
A: I hate being second fiddle to those comics! They get all the glory! All we get are scraps!
B: You’re right. We ought to do something about that.
NARRATOR: Will the circles come up with a plan to raise themselves out of relative obscurity? Will they be able to strike back against the other comic strips that deprive them of their hard-earned glory? Tune in and find out!
A: Why does rectangle get to be the narrator?
B: His uncle knows the producer.