Comic Transcript
A: Doomed!
B: Wait, what?
A: Doomed! Stock Market! Crisis! Dow! Under 10,000! Chaos! Panic! Armageddon!
B: We don’t own any stock.
A: No stock?
B: We’re circles in a webcomic. We don’t even qualify for a 401K plan.
A: Doomed! Webcomic! Folly! Unsupportable business model! Chaos! Panic! Armageddon!
B: That’s better.