Comic Transcript
ALAN: I can think again.
JACK: Good to see you back, man. You were out for a long time.
ALAN: How long?
PAUL: Most of the week. Don’t you have coffee at home?
ALAN: Sure, but if I can’t get a steady influx of coffee at work then I won’t be in any state to actually MAKE coffee when I get home.
MARTIN: No coffee at all for four days straight. You didn’t do anything… rash, did you?
(Silence.)
ALAN: I think I signed us up for Ubersoft’s “patent forgiveness” program.
JOHNNY: I get the next cup.
MARTIN: No, me!
PAUL: My turn!
JACK: hey, man, it’s my coffee.
