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ALAN: This is getting annoying, Jack. Yesterday Martin asked me if I’d considered using BSD for the new server.
ALAN: Johnny and Steven want us to use Linux, but Steven likes Red Hat and Johnny is a hardcore Debian fan. Paul, ever the traditionalist, things we should stick with HP UX.
ALAN: The natives are restless, Jack. iv’e got to come to some kind of decision, and I risk full-fledged mutiny if I can’t come up with an acceptable choice.
JACK: There’s always SCO…
ALAN: Trying to get me lynched, Jack? I didn’t think you wanted my job.