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(BINKY THE CHEERFUL WINKING PAPERCLIP stands behind ALEX, who is at his computer station.)

BINKY: There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies!

BINKY: I do not wish to add to it but will if given no choice!

BINKY: Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril!

BINKY: But maybe this is their lucky day!

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notStanley 21 November 2023 at 3:40 PM

Well Clippy, after 27 years some of your “enemies” would have died from natural causes, or misadventures not related to you. Though that is a nice speech, even if it is not received with the gravitas you probably intended :}

PW 22 November 2023 at 8:58 PM

Watching, waiting patiently for the year together with all my other daily comics, and finally, a comic, with clippy powerstancing no less!


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