Comic Transcript
THE BOSS: This was intended to be the culmination of a plan that stretched back decades, Alice.
THE BOSS: After years of dominating the software industry, we were to release an operating system so terrible that no one would ever want to use it–and the world would have no choice! The suffering and misery would have been exquisite.
THE BOSS: Unfortunately, it appears this plan will not come to fruition. Despite our many years of planning. Our aggressive marketing. Our take-no-prisoners competitive edge. And why?
ALICE: People are buying Macs instead?
THE BOSS: Curse you, Apple! Curse you and your compelling, user-friendly alternative!
