Comic Transcript
ALICE: Preliminary tests are back, Boss, and it looks like the next version of Nifty Doorways is universally hated by critics.
THE BOSS: Excellent.
ALICE: Even long-time allies of our products are openly criticizing the design decisions.
THE BOSS: Excellent!
ALICE: Many of them are saying it’s time to switch to a Mac.
THE BOSS: Exce–wait.
