THE BOSS: I have called this meeting to discuss a matter of grave importance.
THE BOSS: As you know, the elite cabal of evil visionaries that rule the computing industry recently lost one of its greatest members. As such, those of us who remain are temporarily setting aside our schemes to elect a new representative into our ranks.
THE BOSS: Over the next few weeks we will be gathering here to decide who it will be. I have designated Ubersoft’s marketing division as the primary point of contact for the coordination of all activities, including the vetting of possible candidates for the position.
ALICE: Is that why Larry Ellison keeps faxing me his resume?
THE BOSS: Yes.