Help Desk

At Last The Truth Can Be Told

Comic Transcript

MARK: You’re telling me that AT&T actually has the most sophisticated cellular network in the world, but your “Project Omega” uses so much of its bandwidth that no one can tell?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: That’s right.

MARK: And you’re telling me that the most popular product of the company run by the guy whose ego is currently in danger of destroying the world is being used by the government to send that ego back into its dimensional prison?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Trans-dimensional prison. But essentially correct.

MARK: As long as you’re revealing secrets, do you have anything to say about the aliens in Area 51?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: There are no aliens in Area 51.

MARK: Just checking.

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: They work for Oracle now.

DOC: I knew it!

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