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Comic Transcript

MAX: General, if I could just interrupt for a second, some of the things you’re saying are… a little confusing.

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Certainly. Just jump right in.

MAX: OK, first: you said you were looking for a well-developed cellular network. But… if you’ve been using the iPhone 4, that means the cellular network is AT&T.


MAX: Well… AT&T?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: AT&T’s cellular network is decades ahead of any others in the industry. Unfortunately for them, most of that bandwidth is consumed by the technology that goes into the Omega Protocol devices implanted in the iPhone 4 phones.

MAX: How has this technology affected the iPhone 4?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Well, when it was first released, you may remember there being some issues with the antenna…

MAX: Ah.

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