Help Desk

new Lingo

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Sis…

ALICE: Hey Big Brother.

ALEX: I received a very strange set of instructions by email this morning.

ALICE: Oh, those. We’re starting a new campaign to combat illegal copying, and we’re going to introduce some changes in the way we’ve been talking about the problem. I want the Help Desk to start using the new terminology this week.

ALEX: Yeah, well, some of these terms seem a little over the top.

ALICE: For example?

ALEX: “Internet Piracy” will now be called “Wanton, Degenerate Thievery.”

ALICE: Apparently people think “Internet Piracy” sounds kind of cool.

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