ALICE: Hey Big Brother.
ALEX: I received a very strange set of instructions by email this morning.
ALICE: Oh, those. We’re starting a new campaign to combat illegal copying, and we’re going to introduce some changes in the way we’ve been talking about the problem. I want the Help Desk to start using the new terminology this week.
ALEX: Yeah, well, some of these terms seem a little over the top.
ALICE: For example?
ALEX: “Internet Piracy” will now be called “Wanton, Degenerate Thievery.”
ALICE: Apparently people think “Internet Piracy” sounds kind of cool.