VIKTOR SCHRECK: Please state your name and occupation for the Court.
ALICE: Alice. I work in Ubersoft’s Marketing Division.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: And do you, in the course of your job, use the Ubersoft Marketing Language?
ALICE: Oh yes. We use UML for all our day-to-day work.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: What do you use UML for?
ALICE: We use UML to take comments about your products and “reframe” them in a more positive light.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Can you give us an example of this?
ALICE: Sure. We received a comment from a customer that UberWordSoftPro was “too unreliable to meet the minimum requirements for use in a business environment.”
ALICE: We used UML to reframe the comment so it could be used as a product endorsement.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: And what was the result?
ALICE: “UberWordSoftPro defies expectations.”