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JIM WASHINGTON: Tonight our lead story is a bizarre development in Ubersoft’s many legal battles to protect its intellectual property.

JIM WASHINGTON: Ubersoft has confirmed that Viktor Schreck, Ubersoft’s chief counsel, has filed a civil suit against Viktor Schreck, Ubersoft’s chief counsel, for violating Ubersoft’s Intellectual Property rights.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: No one — not even myself — should feel they can trample upon Ubersoft’s Intellectual property and get away with it. i will hunt myself to the ends of the earth, and will not rest until the full force of the law is brought down upon my head.

JIM WASHINGTON: Experts agree that whatever the merits of the case, on the whole this one is going to be hard to follow.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’d also like to take this moment to state that I am absolutely innocent of all charges, and that it’s a sad day when the justice system allows this kind of farce to go forward.

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William C Spangler 15 April 2021 at 2:55 AM

No tickertape in the transcript for this one.

C. B. Wright 16 April 2021 at 9:10 AM

Fixed! Thanks for reporting it. I’m sure there are a few more missing tickertapes in the archives…


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