Comic Transcript
ALICE: Viktor, I just heard we’re suing you?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes. It was rather unexpected.
ALICE: How did the program select you? Why didn’t you notice?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Embarrassing story. A few years ago I bought a house in California under an assumed name. I’ve never lived there — I only bought it for tax purposes. The database selected that name and address, then learned my real identity when it looked for the alias’ phone records.
ALICE: What are we going to do?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: First I need you to call security and have them escort me from the building. Then send me all the files we have on the case we’re building against me, so I can make sure it’s air-tight.
(Silence)
ALICE: You’re actually going through with it?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I’m a formidable opponent, but I’m convinced I can nail myself to the wall.