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That Which Man Was Not Meant To Know

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Phil’s group has really been putting a lot of time into this iPhone clone they’re building.

SCOTT: Does anyone else thing this is a bad idea?

ALEX: What do you mean?

SCOTT: I mean Apple is run by an evil madman, but that evil is hidden behind a beautifully crafted, artistic, seductive facade.


SCOTT: So Ubersoft products are designed to be painfully up front about their innate evil. Can you imagine what would happen if we managed to actually fuse that overt evil nature with Apple’s elegance and artistry?

KING: A thick back shadow just blotted out the sun.

ALEX: Imagination is rarely required when it comes to that sort of thing.

SCOTT: I feel cold.

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