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BOSS: Mark! There is talk around the office of me running for President! What is the meaning of this madness?

MARK: Oh, that. A cartoonist wrote on his blog that he thought you’d make a good president. Some people ran with the idea and set up a web site where they’re raising money for your campaign.

BOSS: My campaign?

MARK: They’re trying to raise enough money and support so that you’ll feel obligated to enter the race.

BOSS: I do not feel obligation. Further, I am ineligible to run.

MARK: You are?

BOSS: To be eligible to run for President you must have been born on US soil. I was not. Therefore, I am ineligible to run. It is in the EULA.

(Silence.)

MARK: Do you mean the Constitution?

BOSS: Whatever.

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