BOSS: Mark! There is talk around the office of me running for President! What is the meaning of this madness?
MARK: Oh, that. A cartoonist wrote on his blog that he thought you’d make a good president. Some people ran with the idea and set up a web site where they’re raising money for your campaign.
BOSS: My campaign?
MARK: They’re trying to raise enough money and support so that you’ll feel obligated to enter the race.
BOSS: I do not feel obligation. Further, I am ineligible to run.
MARK: You are?
BOSS: To be eligible to run for President you must have been born on US soil. I was not. Therefore, I am ineligible to run. It is in the EULA.
MARK: Do you mean the Constitution?