MONK: So… Apparently Alex has developed some weird power that makes it difficult for him to do his job.
PHIL: Blaster eye-rays?
ALEX: No.
MONK: When people call in to report a problem, somehow the problem mysteriously fixes itself.
MARK: What, you mean if I said “hey Alex, I’ve got this problem, I haven’t been able to get my Linux machine to recognize my printer in over two years,” it would somehow fix itself?
(Silence.)
MARK: I have to go check on something.
