Comic Transcript
(BACKDROP reads “It’s time… for the BINKY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY HOUR!”)
ANNOUNCER: Boys and girls, it’s time for the Binky Intellectual Property hour! And here’s your host, the paperclip you’ve been waiting for… BINKY!
(DRINKY is pushed out on stage.)
DRINKY: Hey!
CHILDREN: YAY!
(DRINKY looks out over the audience.)
DRINKY: Piracy is bad.
CHILDREN: YAY!