Comic Transcript
SCOTT: So you’re going to use Google to try to locate Alex, Monk and Mark?
KING: Yeah, we’re on the beta program for their new GPS service.
SCOTT: “Global Positioning System?”
KING: “Google Personnel Search.” It lets companies keep track of their employees.
SCOTT: Wait… Ubersoft is on a Google beta program?
KING: Sounds strange, I know… we are competitors, after all, but the Boss feels that beta testing their software is an act of professional courtesy.
SCOTT: Of what?
KING: You know. One evil corporation to another, expanding the base of evil in the world, that sort of thing.
SCOTT: But Google’s motto is “Don’t be evil.”
KING: That’s their OFFICIAL motto. Hold on, I’ll log into the beta site and you can see their REAL motto.
SCOTT: “Don’t be evil: enable it.”
KING: They’re pioneers in the field of evil as a service industry.
