Comic Transcript
SCOTT: Did you hear the news? The Boss fired Binky.
ALEX: Ah… time to take a sick day.
SCOTT: Actually, the Boss also forbade Binky to turn into his evil, demonic form… so no sick days will be required.
ALEX: Oh. Well… nevermind.
(Silence.)
SCOTT: Is it just me, or do you feel a strange obligation to miss him?
ALEX: Just you.