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VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor, we will prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that the RIAA did wilfully violate a legally registered Trademark when they started labelling a demographic that consists mostly of college and High School students as “pirates.”
VIKTOR SCHRECK: By labelling this group — who are, by and large, law-abiding, sedentary people — as “pirates,” they dilute the potency of the trademark, which is intended to convey bloodthirsty, plundering scallywags.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Mountebanks, Your Honor.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Rapscallions.
JUDGE: Rapsca –
VIKTOR SCHRECK: VERY BAD MEN.