The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 5

The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 5
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VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor, we will prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that the RIAA did wilfully violate a legally registered Trademark when they started labelling a demographic that consists mostly of college and High School students as “pirates.”

VIKTOR SCHRECK: By labelling this group — who are, by and large, law-abiding, sedentary people — as “pirates,” they dilute the potency of the trademark, which is intended to convey bloodthirsty, plundering scallywags.

JUDGE: Scallywags?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Mountebanks, Your Honor.

JUDGE: Mountebanks?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Rapscallions.

JUDGE: Rapsca –

VIKTOR SCHRECK: VERY BAD MEN.

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