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CUSTOMER: This has to be against some law somewhere. You’ll hear from my lawyer.
ALEX: How about you decide not to sue us, and I decide to take your name off a junk mail list that you managed to get yourself put on when you were viewing an age-restricted site at 3:00 AM last Tuesday?
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