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PHIL: I figured out the problem. The Boss isn’t going to like it… not one bit.
ALEX: Phil, what did you do now?
PHIL: I was up late one night, coding, drinking, coding, drinking… you know, the usual. I checked my email logs… apparently I emailed something to an old friend of mine.
ALEX: What? The password needed to get through our wall?
PHIL: No, more like the entire operating system, including a switch in the source code that makes Nifty Doorways the most stable and reliable software platform ever made.
ALEX: Well, Phil, it was nice knowing you. Do you have any next of kin?