Comic Transcript
ALEX: Hey, Scott. Have a good Christmas? Get anything interesting?
SCOTT: Oh, I got this great pen. Best gift ever.
ALEX: …a pen?
SCOTT: Well, they were all the rage before Christmas. They had a web site up where you could pre-order them, hot off the assembly line. The most popular was the one I got, a wicked cool pen encased in semi-transparent blue plastic…
SCOTT: … and then Apple sued them for infringing their patent on “cool, shiny, semi-transparent plastic blue thingies.” Only 150 were ever made! It’s a collector’s item!
