Comic Transcript
JUDGE: It is the judgement of this court that while there is ample evidence that the lawfully owned trademark of the term “Pirate” is in fact being diluted by the use of the term “Software Piracy,” it was diluted long before the RIAA began using it. Therefore the RIAA is not at fault and may continue using the term as they see fit.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: But Your Honor, my clients are demanding a proper keelhauling. What am I supposed to tell them?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: As it turns out, it was fortunate that I do not, in fact, breathe.
