Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ma’am, my Boss is on the line, and he’d like to respond to your complaints…
BOSS: YOUR TIME IS GONE! YOUR MONARCHY IS AN OUTDATED THING OF THE APST! THE NEW MONARCHY IS THE CORPORATE LICENSING AGREEMENT! YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY THE CORPORATE STATE!
SCOTT: Boss, a lawyer representing the British Tabloid Press is on line five… he claims his clients have patented making derogatory statements about the British Monarchy, and they’d like to sue you “for a few billion quid.”
