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NEWS MEDIA: Hello, this is the news media calling.
ALEX: What can Ubersoft do for our friends in the news media today?
NEWS MEDIA: November 2 is coming, and we’re a little nervous about your election prediction software.
ALEX: There’s nothing to worry about. We are committed to ensuring that this election avoids the unfortunate events of the last Presidential election.
NEWS MEDIA: So you don’t think we’re going to see “Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip” get 20% of the popular vote this year?
ALEX: No, I don’t think so.