“OK, so we want a server. You realize what that means, don’t you?”
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Month: January 2003
Priorities
“What do we buy?”
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Pennies from Heaven
“I’ve called this meeting because I have some good news.”
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Learning the Mantra
“Say it!”
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The Wisdom of the Sage, Continued
“Your first lesson in being an Ubersoft Mascot: have a positive and cheerful outlook on life!”
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The Wisdom of the Sage
“OK, Skipper, I’m here to teach you to be the very best Ubersoft mascot you can be!”
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Sensei
“We feel your reluctance to play this role, while understandable given your basic attitude and background, is hurting our overall marketing campaign.”
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Happy New Year!
“Some people believe that whatever it is you do today, right this very moment, sets the pattern for the rest of your year.”
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