CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 License.
ALAN: OK, so we want a server. You realize what that means, don’t you?
JACK: Yeah. It means we get to look at some great hardware.
ALAN: It also means the guys are going to start making “suggestions” about what kind of UNIX we should put on it…
ALAN: I can hear the knives sharpening…
JACK: I’ll get my tire iron.