“Hey, whatever happened to that lawsuit?”
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Year: 2001
Subscribing to Lunacy V
“Heya, Skipper!”
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Subscribing to Lunacy IV
“Too many people misunderstand the nature of this subscription model of software use.”
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Subscribing to Lunacy III
“Our software subscription model is designed to make purchasing and using our software more convenient for our customers.”
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Subscribing to Lunacy II
“This new upgrade scheme is simply outrageous.”
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Subscribing to Lunacy
“Ubersoft eSupport, Alex speaking.”
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Feeding the Hand that Bites You, Again
“You deliberately added code to your program that would find and delete anything that might challenge Ubersoft’s position in the market!”
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Feeding the Hand that Bites You, Continued
“Tell me about your problem.”
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Feeding the Hand that Bites You
“Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.”
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Heartbroken Aftermath
“Love… it appears as if I have been caught in the jaws of that insipid, uncaring beast.”
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