Comic Transcript
ALAN: So you went out shooting with Eric Raymond, and you wound up shooting up SCO’s offices?
JACK: No, man. That’s stupid.
JACK: I don’t know what it is about your type, man, but you always assume that just because we’re gun owners we’re trigger-happy. That’s not cool, Alan, not cool at all.
ALAN: Sorry.
JACK: The guns had nothing to do with any of this.
ALAN: Sorry…
JACK: All the drinking when we got back… That may have played a role.