ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
REPORTER: Hello, this is someone from InfoThud (TM) magazine. We’ve heard rumors that your company is working on a “New, Incredibly Evil” program, and we just wanted to get some information on it.
ALEX: I’m afraid I don’t know anything about that.
REPORTER: Oh, surely you must know SOMETHING.
ALEX: No, really, it’s very hush-hush.
REPORTER: You’ve given the exclusive to BYTE, haven’t you? I KNEW we should have given you more ad space last month.
