Comic Transcript
ALEX (Thinking): Well, Alex, there he is. This should be simplicity itself — just go up there and say “So Viktor, I was wondering if you could help us out with a problem.”
ALEX: (Thinking): Then you just explain the situation, wait until he agrees to look into it and book a hasty retreat. Simple. No problem at all.
ALEX: So Viktor, I was wondering if —
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Absolutely not.
