ALAN: So what did you do with that paperclip?
JACK: Hey man, it wanted a job, I gave it a job.
JACK: It wouldn't stop bugging me, so I gave it something to do.
ALAN: Well what did you tell it to --
JACK: It's stress-testing some of our networking hardware.
BINKY: (Tied with ethernet cable and hanging upside down from the ceiling) Mmmph.