Comic Transcript
ALAN: You were writing a program designed to take out the Ubersoft paperclip?
JACK: Yeah, man. It would be my greatest gift to humanity.
JACK: But the thing is, that paperclip is tough… and it had a weird way of psyching you out…
ALAN: What do you mean?
JACK: You ever tried to use Nifty Doorways to do anything useful, Alan?
NARRATOR: FLASHBACK
BINKY: Heya Skipper! It looks like you’re trying to write a virus. Can I help?
JACK: No.