Comic Transcript
SALES REPRESENTATIVE: That’s it??? Two yo-yo’s, a ball of twine, and a slightly broken stick is all you think our customer data is worth? I’m going to report this “offer” to my manager, and then we’re going to laugh about this truly pathetic attempt at bribery.
(Silence.)
SALES REPRESENTATIVE: *sigh* What color are the yo-yo’s?
ALICE: Blue.
