November 2008 – Eviscerati.Org

The Law Of Unintended Sandwiches

“Patent # WO2006068865, ‘Method and Apparatus for Making a Sandwich.'”

“Let’s start the test.”

“Mr. Nero, I want to hire you on a matter of some delicacy.”

“What took you so long?”

“So anyway, about this credit card test…”

“Look, Alex, it’s no big deal…”

“How’re you doing?”

“This office is charming, Mr. Nero. I almost like it.”

“So tell us why Ubersoft thinks Linux and Free Software are responsible for this recessi–er… for this ‘Brand Dilution.'”

She was a dame and a half all right.

JAKE NERO: So... something about a new client? DRINKY: I dunno if she's a client. She just wants to talk…

WOMAN IN BLACK: The office is charming, Mr. Nero. I almost like it. JAKE NERO: I almost believe you. WOMAN…