“Patent # WO2006068865, ‘Method and Apparatus for Making a Sandwich.'”
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Month: November 2008
Credit Where Credit Is Due
“Let’s start the test.”
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A Matter of Some Delicacy
“Mr. Nero, I want to hire you on a matter of some delicacy.”
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Countermeasures Deployed
“What took you so long?”
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Barry’s Secret Weapon
“So anyway, about this credit card test…”
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Legitimate Concerns
“Look, Alex, it’s no big deal…”
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Keeping Up With The Jobses
“How’re you doing?”
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Not Business Casual
WOMAN IN BLACK: The office is charming, Mr. Nero. I almost like it. JAKE NERO: I almost believe you. WOMAN IN BLACK: You’re clever. But I didn’t come here to argue, I’m here on business. JAKE NERO: In that outfit? You look like you’re going to a funeral. WOMAN IN BLACK: Maybe I am. JAKE NERO: You don’t know? WOMAN
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That Will Fix Everything
“So tell us why Ubersoft thinks Linux and Free Software are responsible for this recessi–er… for this ‘Brand Dilution.'”
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Crossing the Tracks
She was a dame and a half all right.
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