Comic Transcript
BOSS: What is our status?
HENRY: All our computers that turned into iMacs have turned into large, gleaming paperweights.
BOSS: How many of our computers have been affected by this?
HENRY: All but one. Mark’s old computer is unaffected.
BOSS: Why is that?
HENRY: It appears to be running Linux, which doesn’t support Quicktime.
BOSS: The only working computer in my empire is running Linux?
HENRY: Looks like it.
BOSS: Very well. Use his computer to —
HENRY: We can’t use his computer.
BOSS: Why not?
HENRY: None of us can figure out how to log in.
