Comic Transcript
ALEX: How may I help you today?
REPORTER: Yes, I’m a reporter from InfoThud (TM) Magazine…
ALEX: Hello. how may I help our friends in the press?
REPORTER: I’m writing an article on your new FOE initiative.
ALEX: The Flexible Operating Environment. Yes. How may I help?
REPORTER: The information Ubersoft has been publishing vaguely describes this initiative as an attempt to make managing distributed systems much simpler, but there’s no concrete information on how that actually happens. So how will it work, exactly?
(Silence.)
ALEX: Magic.
REPORTER: Oh. Thank you!
