Help DeskSpeculationC. B. Wright30 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright30 April 200328 October 20230 "We tried, but it looks like the cartoonist insists on working through his frustrations by adding to your misery."...
Help DeskStressC. B. Wright29 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright29 April 200328 October 20230 "This week is 'moving week.'"...
Help DeskLack of InterestC. B. Wright28 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright28 April 200328 October 20230 "I really don't think we're looking to buy out any companies right now."...
Help DeskFishing for LeverageC. B. Wright25 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright25 April 200328 October 20230 "So why exactly is a representative of the SCO Group calling the Ubersoft help desk?"...
Help DeskComparing Tall TalesC. B. Wright24 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright24 April 200328 October 20230 "I'm a representative of the SCO Group..."...
Help DeskAn Appropriate ConclusionC. B. Wright23 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright23 April 200328 October 20230 "I'm having a problem with my computer."...
Kernel PanicBack to NormalC. B. Wright23 April 200326 December 2022 by C. B. Wright23 April 200326 December 20220 "Well, we've decided on an operating system to run on the server."...
Help DeskInanimate BehaviorC. B. Wright22 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright22 April 200328 October 20230 "It is true, Alex. Computers are evil."...
Help DeskSilicon MetaphysicsC. B. Wright21 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright21 April 200328 October 20230 "Why are you troubled?"...
Help DeskPersonifying the MicrochipC. B. Wright17 April 200328 October 2023 by C. B. Wright17 April 200328 October 20230 "Computers do not mock."...