Focusing On The Appropriate Catastrophe

Webcomic Storyline: 

Old Skool Webcomic, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

A: Doomed!

B: Wait, what?

A: Doomed! Stock Market! Crisis! Dow! Under 10,000! Chaos! Panic! Armageddon!

B: We don't own any stock.

A: No stock?

B: We're circles in a webcomic. We don't even qualify for a 401K plan.

A: Doomed! Webcomic! Folly! Unsupportable business model! Chaos! Panic! Armageddon!

B: That's better.