While I was going through my Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul I found myself doing a fair amount of self-reflection. Or navel-gazing. I get them confused a lot, but THE POINT IS that as I did I started remembering odd little bits about myself that I found either vaguely amusing or semi-revelatory. I don't think they're informative on a deep, spiritual level, but they did amuse me. Think of it as me re-introducing myself to you, the audience, after a long absence.
So without further ado... Ten Things About Me as a Writer that are Probably Irrelevant (but that you might find interesting anyway):
1. WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS A LITERARY SEXIST