“Hey man, Arnauld Dreck is on the phone. He wants to know why the servers have been down all week.”
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Tag: Story: Installing Gentoo
Lessons Unlearned
ALAN: All right, this is ridiculous. Now I’m getting calls that LARRY is down, and I — Jack, what are you doing? JACK: Installing Gentoo on Larry. ALAN: WHAT? Jack,t hose two tied up Moe for THREE DAYS trying to install Gentoo on it. I can’t afford to go through this again! JACK: That’s just it, man. They were trying
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Contrition
“We want to apologize for all the trouble we caused…”
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The Cold, Hard Truth
“We’ve been swamped by complaints from people trying to access their files, only to learn that their file server is MISSING.”
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Resource Management
“What are you doing?”
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