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Tag: Story: I Will Quit You

The Final Boss Problem

5 February 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Hello, this is the Ubersoft Retention Department.”

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Do The Shuffle

4 February 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I’m going to transfer you over to the Retention Department.”

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Cutting The Gordian Knot

3 February 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Before I can cancel your account I want to check on your account status.”

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The Only Logical Conclusion

31 January 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“How can I help you today, sir?”

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The Dance Begins

30 January 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I work technical support so I won’t be able to cancel your account.”

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You Had Your Chance

29 January 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I need you to cancel my UberDSL service.”

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Meanwhile, Somewhere Else

28 January 2014 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I need you to answer a question for me.”

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