“Hello, this is the Ubersoft Retention Department.”
Read more
Tag: Story: I Will Quit You
Do The Shuffle
“I’m going to transfer you over to the Retention Department.”
Read more
Cutting The Gordian Knot
“Before I can cancel your account I want to check on your account status.”
Read more
The Only Logical Conclusion
“How can I help you today, sir?”
Read more
The Dance Begins
“I work technical support so I won’t be able to cancel your account.”
Read more
You Had Your Chance
“I need you to cancel my UberDSL service.”
Read more
Meanwhile, Somewhere Else
“I need you to answer a question for me.”
Read more